The Flying Aruban
Areas of Expertise:
Hammers, hungover handblocks, throwing midfield scores, and cigarette
Height: 6 ft.
to the team: My vertical, attitude, and just my general
Favorite color: Brown just like the color of my
Favorite practice attire: shirtless because who doesn't like to
admire my dent
Favorite substance: Whiskey Sours, Jagermeister, Busch
Light, sipping on a 1554 black ale.
Number of layout D's you will get
this year (aka, number of n00bs you've pwned): too many
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