Chris Augustinack

Nickname: Augustiwack
Year: Junior
Areas of expertise: Rationalizing insane stuff, math, skyin' bitches, excessive laying out
Height: 4 inches taller than whatever DD says he is.
Weight: Pushing 2 bills
Position: Depends on my mood and her flexibility

Contributions to the team: Being the only one who actually gives a shit what DD says.

Favorite color: Green, like my favorite bottle.

Favorite practice attire: Shorts and a T-Shirt.

Favorite substance: The contents of my aforementioned favorite bottle.

Number of layout D's you will get this year (aka, number of n00bs
you've pwned): I'm going to say one for every stitch I got after my surgery, so 15 I think.







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