Chris Augustinack
Nickname: Augustiwack
Year: Junior
Areas of expertise: Rationalizing insane stuff, math, skyin' bitches, excessive laying out
Height: 4 inches taller than whatever DD says he is.
Weight: Pushing 2 bills
Position: Depends on my mood and her flexibility
Contributions to the team: Being the only one who actually gives a shit what DD says.
Favorite color: Green, like my favorite bottle.
Favorite practice attire: Shorts and a T-Shirt.
Favorite substance: The contents of my aforementioned favorite bottle.
Number of layout D's you will get this year (aka, number of n00bs
you've pwned): I'm going to say one for every stitch I got after my surgery, so 15 I think.