The Rules
October 28, 2006
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October 19, 2006
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October 15, 2006
October 14, 2006
ALASKAN OIL PIPELINE EXPLODES; RUSSIA GONE
Early this morning reports came in that Russia was no more.
Quote China; "It's okay. We didn't like them either."
Initial reports indicate that an aerial hunter missed his shot of a fleeing wolf and hit the Alaskan oil pipeline, which promptly exploded in a fiery haze of ill-planning. The righteous inferno raced along the line to an old nuclear missile silo, triggering a chain reaction that sent remnants of the cold war capering off in all directions. Russia, the whales, and PETA's Virginia-based headquarters are all on the growing list of the dead.
Canada reports no damage.
~ The Classifieds ~
Assassination counseling, reconnaissance, and intelligence services available.
Contact Geoff Wessendorf. If you can't find me, you don't deserve my services.
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We hate you, too! A once-in-a-lifetime chance to acquire once-in-a-deathtime happiness, and you shmucks aren't even trying to get your grubby little paws in on it!
These corpse-like individuals will still gladly turn your raw materials into serial-killing machines, but you'd better ask nicely.
Also, their new and improved letter-opening service takes the "glare" out of "kick your ass"!
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